TV Guide 2014-10-18

The Great British Sewing Bee has charity episodes (Tu, Th, Fr). And, er, The Lie returns to TV3 in Ireland (8pm Mon).

The Munch Box (CITV, 8.30, also ITV Breakfast Broadcasting).
Fighting Talk (Radio 5, 11am) Josh Widdicombe.
May the Best House Win (ITV, 12.30; not STV).
Bargain Hunt (BBC1, 1pm).
Swashbuckle! (Cbeebies, 4pm) Strict Pirate's Got Talent.
Come Dine with Me (C4, 5pm) Colchester.
Fort Boyard Ultimate Challenge (CITV, 5pm). This may or may not be another chance to see Wednesday's new episode.

Pointless Celebrities (BBC1, 5.40). Jenni Murray and Tim Bentinck, Liz Kershaw and David 'Kid' Jensen, Ken Bruce and Trevor Nelson, Huw Stephens and Sarah-Jane Crawford.
Strictly Come Dancing (BBC1, 6.30). This week's theme is "dancing".
The Chase With Celebrities (ITV, 7pm, TV3 8pm Wed) Claire Richards, Rowland Rivron, James Haskell, Antony Costa.
Big Star's Little Star (TV3, 7pm).
Mastermind (BBC2 Wales, 7.30) As seen elsewhere last night.
The X Factor (ITV and TV3, 8pm). This week's theme is "singing". The Xtra Factor follows on ITV2 and TV3.
Qui Sera le Prochain Grand Patissier? (TV5, 8pm) The Great French Bake Off.
Winning Streak (RTE1, 8.25).
The Jonathan Ross Show (ITV, 10.20) The Tipping Point star discusses music with Cheryl Tweedy and Mel B.
QI XL (BBC2, 10.30).
Celebrity Juice (ITV2, 11.20).

Dickinson's Real Deal (ITV, 9.25)
The Great British Bake Off Masterclass (BBC2, 11.50) Both of this week's episodes.
Bargain Hunt (BBC1, 1.15).
Famous Family Fortunes (ITV, 1.25).
Deal or No Deal (C4, 1.30).
The X Factor (ITV, 2.10; also TV3, 12.55).
Fifteen-to-One (C4, 2.30) Evidently the commissioner miscounted the number of racing days.
Pointless Celebrities (BBC1, 5pm) Celebrity theatricals.
Fort Boyard Ultimate Challenge (CITV, 5pm).
All-Ireland School Choir Competition (RTE1, 5.15).
Come Dine with Me (More4, 5.20) is in east London.
Tipping Point Lucky Stars (ITV, 5.30) Ricky Tomlinson.

Ireland's Fittest Family (RTE1, 6.30).
Masterchef Australia (Watch, 7pm).
The Write Stuff (Radio 4, 7.15) Gerard Manley Hopkins.
Strictly Come Dancing (BBC1, 7.20) The results service.
The X Factor (ITV and TV3, 8pm) "We have a great lineup! And Jessie J and Maroon 5." The Xtra Factor follows on ITV2 and TV3.
An Jig Gig (TG4, 8.30).
The Apprentice (BBC1, 11.30; Scotland 12.15am) Both of last week's episodes.

Counterpoint (Radio 4, 3pm).
Pyramid (S4C, 5.25).
University Challenge (BBC2, 8pm) M******n Oxford v Pembroke Cambridge.
The Chase Us (Challenge, 8pm) Brooke Burns hosts, with Mark Labbett as "The Beast".
The Lie (TV3, 8pm). A new run of the spot-the-falsehood show.
Only Connect (BBC2, 8.30). Nordiphiles v Nightwatchmen.
Release the Hounds (ITV2, 9pm) The Goths. Over on BBC4, The Art of Gothic.
Never Mind the Buzzcocks (BBC2, 10pm; NI 11.50) Guests include Kerry Godliman, Har Mar Superstar, and Nicole Scherzinger.
8 Out of 10 Cats (C4, 10pm) Guests include Craig Revel Horwood and Roisin Conarty.
Have I Got a Bit More News for You (BBC1, 10.35; Wales 11.05, NI 11.35).

Cog1nio (S4C, 5.30) North, meet South.
The BBC Children in Need Sewing Bee (BBC2, 8pm) Product placement hits Claudia Winkleman's show. That's bobbins! With Claudia busy doing some other stuff, Jenny Eclair takes her place here; Dave Myers from Countdown, Edith Bowman, Dr Dawn Harper and Wendi Peters compete.
The Taste of Success (RTE1, 8.30) Looks like a mix between Breaking Into Tesco and Food Glorious Food.
The Cube (ITV, 11.40; UTV 12.05, not STV).

Fort Boyard Ultimate Challenge (CITV, 4.45).
Fferm Ffactor (S4C, 7.30) This week, it's fencing, gating, and stonewalling. Continues 8.25.
Dinner Date (ITVBe, 8pm). Charlotte from Yorkshire.
The Apprentice (BBC1, 9pm) This week's theme is "not being an annoying plonker". You're Useless With Dara Ó Briain follows on BBC2 at 10pm.
A Question of Sport (BBC1, 10.35; Wales 11.05, NI and Scotland 11.35).
Was It Something I Said? (More4, 11.10).

The BBC Children in Need Sewing Bee (BBC2, 8pm) Sara Cox hosts, with Pam Ferris, Gaby Roslin, Louie Spence, and Mark Watson doing their stuff.
The Face Us (UK Living, 8pm). A new series.
Celebrity Juice (ITV2, 10pm). Susanna Reid from Good Morning Britain, Dave Myers from Countdown and Sewing Bee.
8 Out of 10 Cats (C4, 10.30).

Sam and Mark's Sport Showdown (CBBC, 5pm).
Jest a Minute (Radio 4 Extra, 6pm) From Radio Wales, 2006.
The News Quiz (Radio 4, 6.30) A new series.
The Dylan Thomas Pub Quiz (Radio Wales, 6.30) Another chance to miss it.
A Question of Sport (BBC1, 7.30; not Wales).
The BBC Children in Need Sewing Bee (BBC2, 8pm) Anita Rani hosts, with Gemma Cairney, Kathryn Flett, Timmy Matley, and Helen Lederer. Not exactly Mastermind, this.
Munud I Fynd (S4C, 8.25) Beth Angell and Owain Arthur.
Would I Lie to You? (BBC1, 8.30) With Roisin Conarty but Jo Brand.
Have I Got News for You (BBC1, 9pm) With Victoria Coren Mitchell and Katherine Ryan.
A League of Their Own (KYTV Europe UK, 9pm) Episode to be Announced.
QI (BBC2, 10pm; NI 11.05) Levity, with Sue Perkins, Frank Skinner, Josh Widdicombe.
BBC New Comedy Award 2014 (Radio 4 Extra, 10.30).
Never Mind the Buzzcocks (BBC2, 11.05; not NI) Repeat.

Fort Boyard Ultimate Challenge (CITV and ITV Breakfast Broadcasting, 6am Sat and Sun)
Win It Cook It (C4, 4.20am Sat)
The Apprentice (BBC2, 12.20am Tue; Scotland 12.50) and (BBC2, 1.20am Wed; Scotland 1.50).

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